I chose my newest "incarnation" as pushmi-pullyu. For those not familiar with the stories of Dr. Dolittle, he was the only two-headed animal in the world. I identify with many attributes that Mr. Lofton gave him, and at the moment, it seems fitting for me. Being able to see in front of and behind himself at the same time is something that I have developed a talent for doing in a mental sense over the past while. It allows me to be surprised by people much less often than I used to be. To ...